filthynflorida:

Touch starved sluts reblog this

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I feel like once a person makes you feel seen & accepted fully, it’s hard to accept much less from anyone else..

catchymemes:

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charlottan:

hey man youve been taking a while putting your change back in your wallet and i just wanted to let you know we are kicking you out of the grocwery sytore forever. goodbye

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lovesofagnostic:

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duckdotcom:

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

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a-treatise-on-velociraptors:

Crocheters when the hook slips off the yarn: “Whoops! Better redo those like 2 stitches I dropped :D”

Knitters when the needle slips off the yarn:

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deviika:

Willa Cather // Franz Kafka

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pitbolshevik:

the girls are fightingggg

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calamity-bean:

Any recipe that involves a bunch of vegetable chopping yet promises a mere “10 minutes” of prep…… who the fuck do you think I am, man. You think I’m a chef? You think I’m a professional chef with lightning knife skills and impeccable mise en place? These veggies and I are in it for the long haul, my man, we’re gonna be spending at LEAST half an hour struggling along together before they’re ready to go in the pan

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ieg:

the other thing abt being obsessed w wikipedia is that the moment i close the tab the information flies out of my head. but for a brief moment in time i am educated

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low-shear-velocity-province:

mornington-the-crescent:

Worst American President

Franklin Roosevelt

Woodrow Wilson

Lyndon Johnson

Herbert Hoover

Richard Nixon

See Results

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bogotter:

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solardrake:

my erectile dysfunction is so bad today dude i hate having adhd

EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION

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